cats the other white meat.jpg |
Joke about parked cars and you'd better cover the family jewels.jpg |
Don't mind me, I'm just marking my territory |
I'm only licking you because I just drank out of the toilet and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth. |
fart alibi |
WARNING: If you can read this you are probably too close
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Joke about parked cars and you will see the BITCH in me come out |
Kiss me I'm Irish (Setter) |
Looking for a stud? |
I have more outfits than my owner |
bad to
the bone |
will wear stupid shirts for food |
The bitches love me |
I'm a Boston Terrier, I'm supposed to look this way |
bite my
hairy butt |
Got Treats? |
If my owner says I farted he's a liar |
I'm with stupid
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Sure it sounds paranoid, but I really AM being followed. |
Sure I chase cats. That's my job. |
No, it wasn't parked. But it was going much slower than I thought |
I don't care how it sounds... Don't ever spell it "Shit Zoo" |
See that funny, dirty, struggling thing at the other end of my leash? That's my owner |
No, I don't bite. But tell any "chasing parked car" jokes and my owner will |
I'm a Pekingese, I'm supposed to look this way |
Rub my belly and I will follow you anywhere |
I'm a Shar Pei, I'm supposed to look wrinkly! So, what's YOUR excuse? |
sniff my butt | 
Yeah, yeah... I'm so ugly that I'm cute. But I'm a dog, it's a shame that look doesn't work for you. |
Squirrel... the other white meat. |
Toilet water connoisseur |
Sniff my butt |
Squirrel... the other white meat |
I'm a Bulldog, I'm supposed to look this way |
Don't ask me. Why would I know where your precious cat went to? |
Will sit up and beg for food |
If you had a tongue like mine, bitches would love you too |
Too many bitches in heat to settle down with just one |
Stop staring at my owner. I'm the cute one. |
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I'm a Pug, I'm supposed to look this way! So what's your excuse? |
Warning: flammable gas |
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I love the bitches |
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