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will wear stupid shirts for food
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I'm a Boston
Terrier, I'm supposed to look this way
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I'm a Bulldog,
I'm supposed to look this way
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cats the other white meat.jpg |
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Joke about parked cars and you'd better
cover the family jewels.jpg |
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Don't
mind me, I'm just marking my territory
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I'm only licking you because I just drank out of the
toilet and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth.
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If my owner says I farted he's a liar
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Sure I chase cats. That's my job.
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Sure it sounds paranoid, but I really AM being
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WARNING: If you can read this you are probably too close
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Joke about parked cars and you will see the BITCH in
me come out |
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Kiss me I'm Irish (Setter)
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I have more outfits than my owner
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Don't ask me. Why would I know where your precious
cat went to? |
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No, it wasn't parked. But it was going much slower
than I thought
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I don't care how it sounds... Don't ever spell it
"Shit Zoo"
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See that funny, dirty, struggling thing at the other
end of my leash? That's my owner
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No, I don't bite. But tell any "chasing parked car"
jokes and my owner will
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I'm a
Pekingese, I'm supposed to look this way |
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I'm a
Pug, I'm supposed to look this way |
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Rub my belly and I will follow you anywhere |
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I'm a
Shar Pei, I'm supposed to look wrinkly! So, what's YOUR excuse?
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Yeah, yeah... I'm so ugly that I'm cute. But I'm a
dog, it's a shame that look doesn't work for you.
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Squirrel... the other white meat.
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Stop staring at my owner. I'm the cute one.
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If you had a tongue like mine, bitches would love
you too
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Too many bitches in heat to settle down with just one
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Will sit up and beg for food
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Will chase frisbees for food.
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